A few faves from the list collected by Daily Kos:

• 20. The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.”—Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, on criticism of his management of the Iraq war
• 17. “I like the color red because it’s a fire. And I see myself as always being on fire.” -California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
• 16. Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.”- Orrin Hatch
• 9. Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?”—Sen. Rick Santorum
• 6. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But I didn’t live in this century.” Vice President Dan Quayle

• 3. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”—Arnold Schwarzenegger